dildo valerie ?!

March 11, 2010

spam

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this blog sure gets a lot of spam comments for a blog that only 4 people read. wtf?

March 8, 2010

men in belly shirts.

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was this an acceptable style for straight men in the early 90s?
euronymous did it:






















so did bill in the lost boys:






















can you think of any other funny ones?

cheetos

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how to tell if you’ve eaten too many cheetos: you can’t scrub the orange off.

it’s cute how much these ladies love cheetos:

March 7, 2010

shitty poetry

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so me and bunnyday did this game where we listened to Danzig III and typed as fast as we could what we thought he was saying. then we took the best lines and made poems. here’s mine.

March 4, 2010

i have a big crush on this boy:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSP42McwQU8

WATCH EEEEEET!!!!!!!

February 28, 2010

the latest craze. it’s sweeping the nation

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it’s cataerobics. it’s a combination of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxLG2wtE7TM
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkXFdp8xpLs
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http://www.revbunnyday.com/fillums/kittydance.swf

February 27, 2010

new obsession

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RYAN GOSLING. what a hunk. remember calling boys “hunks” in the 80s? i LOVE him in “lars and the real girl.” that’s one of my favorite movies ever. how can you not like someone who can’t tell what’s real and what’s pretend. ryan gosling is a mixture between varg vikernes and this kid i know in real life, brian.

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he looks kinda shitty in most pictures, but if you look at this one small, you can pretend he’s naked:

ha. his band “dead man’s bones” is really good too. i’m downloading the notebook. wasn’t he also in “saving private ryan”? *performs imdb search*…no that was giovanni ribisi, who is also kinda hot. “nooo my liver nooo i don’t wanna die MOMMY!”

see… i can like mainstream artists and still have it be weird.

February 25, 2010

duuuuuuuude…. (and a science)

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I defer to my wifey for Adult Swim inquiries, because she’s a late night person who can watch those shows while I’m asleep.

Wifey’s theory of Metalocalypse: Every episode, there is a meeting of the secret cabal of world political and military leaders, where they report on the latest actions of DethKlok. “It appears that DETHKLOK is doing…[whatever they're doing this episode].” After the high-ranking army guy suggests they move in and counter Dethklok, some old mystical-looking beared guy always tells them to no, don’t do anything. Just WAIT.

Wifey believes that old beared guy is actually Odin, and that Dethklok’s actions are going to bring about Ragnarok. Not that they’re aware of this: they’re so stupid, they’re just unwitting pawns playing out Odin’s master plan. He’s just keeping the military guys quiet so that they don’t interfere.

Comment by Modemac — February 24, 2010 @ 8:34 am

this is a really good idea. has wifey been smoking a little weed there? and why, modemac, do you read my blog at 8am? 8:34AM!

and here comes science:
once, my friend and i had a tub of individually portioned chaw plugs. i put one in my puss to see if i could get a nicotine buzz. it didn’t work. but i had to try.

February 23, 2010

sick of me talking about cartoons?

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well tough shit fuckers. i like writing about cartoons.

i’ve finalized my dethklok dream cast. fantasy purposes only. not trying to guess what the creators were thinking. just for imagination fun.



















the missing ones are: dead as skwisgaar and randall “tex” cobb as murderface.
here’s the fantasy: me, young danzig, young varg vikernes with mustache, and still-alive dead are in a room while tex and axl rose make sandwiches in another room. i want them to have personalities of dethklok but the bodies of these dudes.
ooooo can someone photoshop me this: take a picture with dethklok and a girl, photoshop these dude’s head on them and my head on the chick.

in other cartoon news i downloaded 9.58GB of samurai jack. it’s so arty and violent. beautiful.
i downloaded disney’s cinderella. it’s very different as an adult. but still so magical.
also got the last unicorn. i had that thing where you forgot about something and suddenly it gets mentioned all the time all at once.

tonight’s agenda: ren and stimpy season 2. i mean homework. yeah homework. mhm.

February 18, 2010

junk food… FUCK YEAH!

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cool ranch doritos. i save the ones with the most flavor particles for last.















see them? see the flavors? i think they should make hard candy that tastes like cool ranch doritos. so i can suck on it.

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